Squish
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Squish is a Polymarket wallet profile with -$168 PnL, $10.0K total volume, a 32.0% win rate, and activity across 575 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as medium and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader overview
Opened the wallet expecting a whale — found Squish (0x68201d12a7533b7f367fa2eb836c92bf222550d6) Polymarket trader down -167 bucks after 53 trades with a 32% win rate. Bio empty — history full of lessons.
Identity: Squish, ranked #2,689,873. Trader type: diversified. Top categories: sports, culture, chaotic speculation. Risk level: medium — which here means "medium for a degen, high for a normal person."
Strategy: Buy low, sell hopeful. With an avg trade size of $4 and a buy/sell ratio of 3.02, Squish leans heavily toward buying dips in noisy markets. Core edge hack? Not edge — patience. Or stubbornness. Hard to tell.
Proof: 575 markets touched, $10K volume, 32% win rate. Best trade: +$5.15 on Will France win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?. Worst: -$20.77 on "Will Jesus Christ return before GTA VI?" — the second coming is still pending. That one loss wiped out two weeks of small greens.
Edge: Nothing separates Squish from 99% of degens except patience to hold. 1 trade per day, avg entry $0.51 — basically coin flip territory, but he sits through the noise. Retail chases headlines; Squish farms… whatever this is.
Now: 3 open positions, {portfolioValue} portfolio value left. -$167.6 total PnL and ROI at {roiPercent}% — not a flex, but not a funeral. "Just needs one Jesus sighting" is not a strategy, cap.
Track Squish on Predicts.guru or torture yourself with other top Polymarket traders — this wallet is a masterclass in small-ball survival.
diversifiedRisk: medium