villapourlamama
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villapourlamama is a Polymarket wallet profile with -$49 PnL, $748.0K total volume, a 3.8% win rate, and activity across 336 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as low and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader overview
One wallet. 19k in deposits. 336 markets. And it still says -99.44% ROI — villapourlamama is the most expensive lesson in Polymarket history that keeps coming back for more.
villapourlamama — rank #2,356,890, "crypto_bot" trader type. Bottom-tier PnL on Polymarket with a win rate that's physically painful to read.
The strategy is simple: buy deep ITM at 0.994 average entry, catch 0.03% crumbs, then get violently stopped on the 2% of markets that snap back. 109 trades per day of pure noise-farming. The edge hack was supposed to be high-frequency arbitrage on Israel x Iran ceasefire continues through August 1? micro-moves — the best single trade made 0.0386. Total. Splitting $748K volume into 58 trades of pure losing juice.
Now the proof: balance sits at $104.95 against $18,790 deposited. Every trade somehow loses more than it wins — max single win is $0.04, max single loss is -$12.34. That's not trading, that's paying a fee to feel alive. The killer was The Hundred, Women: Manchester Super Giants vs Sunrisers Leeds — one market ate 12.3 USDC like it was nothing.
What separates this from 99% of degens? Nothing. That's the point. This is what happens when you bot without a brain — no strategy, no discipline, just buy side at 99.4 cents and pray. The buy/sell ratio is 0.026, meaning it basically only bought and never sold anything before it expired worthless. The "edge" was assuming a $49.3 loss per trade adds up. It doesn't. Not when 96% of the time you're wrong.
Currently 6 open positions, 52 closed. All it does is bleed. The realism check: this wallet is the reason Polymarket wallet analytics exist — to warn people what happens when you treat prediction market analytics like a slot machine. Not everyone survives the drawdown. This one hasn't survived anything.
Track this wallet on Predicts.guru — or don't, and learn the same lesson for free watching someone else's portfolio evaporate.
crypto botRisk: low