rumpelstinky
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rumpelstinky is a Polymarket wallet profile with -$1.8K PnL, $116.1K total volume, a 55.7% win rate, and activity across 286 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as low and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader Overview
Just opened the wallet of “rumpelstinky,” expecting a quiet low-stakes gambler, and found a rumpelstinky Polymarket trader who’s down -$1,775.65 on $1,968.89 deposited — a brutal -82.78% ROI that makes you wonder if he’s broke or just playing a different game.
IDENTITY: Ranked #2,730,700 (yes, bottom of the barrel by volume). Diversified trader with 283 trades across 286 markets, a 55.7% win rate, and a risk level that reads “low” but a portfolio value of only $48.39. He’s not a whale — he’s a minnow drowning.
STRATEGY: Mediocre average entry price ($0.90) and small $41 average trade size. He buys more than he sells (1.42:1 ratio), which means he picks favorites but misses the exit. The core hack? He’s farming small moves but bleeding on the big ones — classic “wins 55% but loses 80% of bankroll” paradox.
PROOF: His best trade? A $61 win on Algeria vs. Zimbabwe (2025-11-13). His worst? A $1.8K loss on Total commitments for the Solomon public sale on MetaDAO (2026-01-01) — a single bet that erased nearly all his gains. Math says: 55.7% win rate means nothing when your max loss is 11x your max win.
EDGE: Honestly? No obvious edge. This is a cautionary profile. He’s not a bot, not a sniper, not a niche master — just a degen with a slightly positive win rate but catastrophic risk management. What separates him from 99% of losers is he’s still alive with $48 left. That’s discipline of a different kind — or stupidity.
NOW: He has 5 open positions worth $48.39 total. Withdrawals of $290.56 mean he’s cashed out crumbs. Realism: this guy is the human face of Polymarket’s distribution — 55.7% win rate still bankrupts you if you don’t size correctly. Not everyone survives the drawdown.
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diversifiedRisk: low