OldManYellsAtClouds
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OldManYellsAtClouds is a Polymarket wallet profile with $494 PnL, $454.9K total volume, a 99.8% win rate, and activity across 4581 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as low and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader overview
Opened the wallet, expected a whale, found a grandpa screaming at weather bots — OldManYellsAtClouds Polymarket trader turned a few hundred bucks into a machine that prints 63 trades a day.
Identity: Rank #117,069. Conservative type. Low risk. 4,581 markets traded. The bio is empty — the wallet is full of micro-weather positions.
Strategy: Pure noise collection. This isn't fundamental analysis. He buys yes/no on daily temperature outcomes at an average entry price of 0.9987 — meaning he's grabbing pennies of edge on markets that are 99.9% settled. 472 total trades. 450 closed. Win rate: 99.8%%.
Proof: The stats look like a bug. Trades per day: 63. Max single win: $0.60. Worst trade: $493.7 profit. Buy/sell ratio: 2500. Total volume $454.9K — but PnL $493.7. The ROI is 0.11%, which reads pathetic until you realize this is a liquidity mining bot disguised as a man. The best trade: Will the highest temperature in Lucknow be 33°C on August 8? — pocketed 60 cents. That's not a trade, that's a parking meter.
Edge: He's not predicting anything. He's farming the spread on centralized weather oracles. The edge hack? Speed and volume on near-certain events. He's using Polymarket wallet analytics to spot mispriced 99% outcomes and sweeps them before settlement.
Now: 22 open positions. Portfolio $2,033. This is a grind, not a moonshot. Looks like free money until you realize the drawdown is just boredom and gas fees. Not everyone survives the monotony.
Track this wallet on Predicts.guru or check other top Polymarket traders — just don't expect fireworks. This is compound interest with a walker.
conservativeRisk: low