iwanttosmoke
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iwanttosmoke is a Polymarket wallet profile with -$9 PnL, $667 total volume, a 100.0% win rate, and activity across 17 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as high and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader overview
Open the wallet for "iwanttosmoke" — a Polymarket trader with $20 deposited, 17 markets traded, and a jaw-dropping -100% ROI. That's 100% win rate with $9 total PnL in the red.
This is "iwanttosmoke," ranked #1,792,658 on Polymarket — a "sniper" type trader who somehow has a perfect win record (100% win rate on 5 closed trades) but still manages to lose money. That's math you don't see every day.
What's the edge? He doesn't have one. He's hammering these absurdly tight Bitcoin "Up or Down" windows — think 5-minute expiry windows like Bitcoin Up or Down - July 26, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET (2026-07-26) where he pocketed $26.25 — his best trade. Worst trade? Same exact type but a different window Bitcoin Up or Down - July 26, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET (2026-07-26) for a mere $3 win. Yes, "worst trade" still positive. And total PnL is somehow -$9? That's buy-sell ratio at 12.5 and average trade size of $4.54 catching him in spread hell or slippage.
Proof: 5 trades, 17 markets traded (huge mismatch — he's scrolling way more than he's clicking), $667.1 total volume, $0 withdrawn. Every trade wins on paper, but the PnL negative suggests either weird position sizing math or he's burning on tiny edges that cost more to execute than they return. Average entry price $0.34 means he's buying shares cheap and they all resolve his way.
What separates him from 99% of degens? Nothing — except maybe discipline to keep it tiny. He's high risk, trading 1.6 times daily, depositing exactly $20 and never withdrawing. That's either a bot testing an edge that barely works, or a human who found a way to lose winning trades.
Now? 0 open positions, 5 closed. Looks dead or paused. Risk reality: this model is not sustainable — you can't win every trade and still be negative. Check his wallet on Polymarket wallet analytics or follow other top Polymarket traders — this one's a cautionary tale about Polymarket PnL metrics not telling the full story.
sniperRisk: high