hoplilbunnyhhh
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hoplilbunnyhhh is a Polymarket wallet profile with $361 PnL, $22.5K total volume, a 98.2% win rate, and activity across 2279 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as low and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader Overview
$12 into $361 in... wait, this isn't a whale — it's a micro-mouse that prints like a machine. The typical Polymarket whale chases $10K headlines; hoplilbunnyhhh Polymarket trader turned a tiny $12.83 deposit into a 5.5x PnL with a 98.2% win rate across 2,279 markets. Bio empty — wallet full.
This is hoplilbunnyhhh, rank #123,284, a conservative trader who doesn't swing — she scalps. Top categories: MLB (mostly) and noise events where spreads tighten fast. She's not predicting who wins the Super Bowl; she's betting on who wins the 4th inning of a June Red Sox game.
Strategy is absurdly simple: tiny average trade size ($6.32) with extreme frequency (40.6 trades per day) and a 10:1 buy-sell ratio. She buys low probability yes shares at $0.65 average entry, then dumps the second the line moves. Not conviction — stationarity. She's a mini market maker disguised as a gambler.
Proof is in the 98.2% win rate. Best trade: Boston Red Sox vs. Tampa Bay Rays (2026-06-16) for +$6.17. Worst: Miami Marlins vs. New York Mets (2026-06-07) — negligible loss. She never lost more than she won, with max single win at $6.17 and max single loss at literally nothing. Zero drawdown.
The edge? Not skill — it's discipline and speed. She's farming noise during live games where the mid-point moves by $0.02 and retail overreacts. She doesn't predict the outcome; she predicts the next tick. That's a bot-tier edge that most humans can't replicate.
Currently holding only $83 and 15 open positions. This isn't a $361.4 PnL whale — it's a micro-scalper who prints small wins 40 times a day. Risk is that one fat-fingered loss could erase weeks of micro-grind. But for now, it's the cleanest low-cap strategy on the platform.
Want to watch her scalp live? You can check Polymarket wallet analytics on Predicts.guru and see if she's still printing — or if today is that one bad day.
conservativeRisk: low