thanksforplayin
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thanksforplayin is a Polymarket wallet profile with $182.3K PnL, $11.7M total volume, a 100.0% win rate, and activity across 16912 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as high and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader Overview
0x38D812aFF0B79f3bF5Da2a477F780bcc163EeA7c Polymarket trader turned $7,248 into $129,574 in PnL — that's a 1,767% ROI from a wallet that looks like a bot with no bio and zero personality, just math.
Identity: Rank #1160, crypto_bot type (translation: scripts, not gut feelings), 18,458 total trades across 16,912 markets. That's 335 trades a day, every day, with a 100% win rate on micro-edge positions.
Strategy: Pure high-frequency grind on binary events. Average trade size: $54. Average entry: $0.776. Buy-sell ratio 1.20 — slightly net buyer. He's scalping pennies in volume-heavy markets like What will Opendoor (OPEN) hit in April 2026? (best trade: +$31,005) and wiping out on Apple (AAPL) closes above _ on April 23? (worst: -$1,557). No favorites, no categories — just flow.
Proof: $11.7M total volume, $111,983 withdrawn vs $7,248 deposited. He's pulled out $104,735 net — everything above the original stake is gone. Risk level "low" but that's because the bot never holds a bag. 120 open positions suggests constant rebalancing, not conviction.
Edge: Discipline over alpha. Retail chases headlines; he farms noise at machine speed. 335 trades/day means he's not betting on outcomes — he's betting on the spread between where a market opens and where it settles. Math over gut, always. The 100% win rate looks pedestrian until you realize he's making 335 attempts daily with average win margins wider than losses.
Now: 120 open positions, $23,380 portfolio value. Most recent withdrawal pattern suggests he's still cashing out frequently. Caveat: this is pure grind — one fat-tailed Black Swan can wipe months of scalping gains. Not everyone survives the drawdown.
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crypto botRisk: high