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Northkeep is a Polymarket wallet profile with $5.1K PnL, $92.9K total volume, a 54.6% win rate, and activity across 657 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as medium and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader Overview
Northkeep (0x313632c4dbd76637171fdd385f2a04d46299be1b) Polymarket trader turned noise farmer — $5.1K profit on 657 trades in exactly 72 days, averaging 9 shorts per day, with a brutal 54.6% win rate that somehow still works.
Most Polymarket traders chase 10-baggers. Northkeep just scalps. This is a pure volume play — opened the wallet in late March, immediately started hammering intraday Bitcoin and Ethereum up/down pairs like a machine. No heroes. No thesis. Just open 9 times daily, clip small edges, close positions same day. 657 markets traded, zero still open. The math is glacial but persistent: 5.54% ROI on an assumed $93K deployment (matching total volume), averaging $40 per trade.
The edge hack is almost boring: exploit the noise. Bitcoin Up or Down on the 15-minute candle has enough slippage and retail panic-selling that a patient market maker can farm small consistent fills. Best single trade paid $708 on one lucky Bitcoin direction call Bitcoin Up or Down during the May 14 morning churn. Worst trade bled $706 on the exact same game three days prior Ethereum Up or Down. The swings are tight — max win and max loss nearly mirror, meaning no single monster bet ever compounds the stack.
What separates Northkeep from the degen crowd is discipline masquerading as boredom. Nine trades daily isn't ADHD — it's a schedule. Hit the morning pump, scalp 15-minute ranges, close before US cash market opens. Repeat at lunch, repeat at close. No conviction trades. No overnight holds. The 54.64% win rate is barely above coin flip, yet 657 closed positions mean the law of large numbers is grinding. One extra win per 11 trades = $5.1K payout. Sustainable? Until liquidity dries or slippage widens.
Northkeep currently holds zero open positions and hasn't traded in roughly 48 hours. All 657 bets are crystallized. The wallet looks dormant or between sessions — possible holiday break, possible account reset. Risk level stays medium because scale per trade never explodes; max single loss caps at $706, so even a brutal two-week downswing tops out at maybe $2-3K underwater. Not everyone survives the drawdown, but the sizing discipline is there.
Track Northkeep's next reload and intraday churn patterns on Predicts.guru's Polymarket wallet checker to see if this noise-farming rhythm resumes or if the account goes cold.
diversifiedRisk: medium