Noob.Saibot
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Noob.Saibot is a Polymarket wallet profile with -$136 PnL, $23.5K total volume, a 100.0% win rate, and activity across 874 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as high and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader overview
Opened the wallet expecting a whale, found a bot that’s made 50 trades but somehow only won 2.63% of them — meet Noob.Saibot, a [[Polymarket]] trader down $95 on $23.5K volume, a data ghost that’s farming noise at 460 trades per day.
Who the hell is Noob.Saibot? Wallet rank #2,381,614, 10 closed positions, total PnL of -$136. Trader type? Crypto bot. This isn’t a degen — it’s a script chasing pennies in the dust of Bitcoin’s hourly movements.
The strategy is pure volume churn. 874 markets traded, average trade size just $3.36, and a buy/sell ratio of 992.5 — meaning it almost never shorts, just buys tiny positions on Bitcoin Up or Down - June 16, 8AM ET, hoping for a micro edge. Best trade? $1.75. Worst trade? Null — it just bleeds out in small increments.
Edge? Discipline in automation. No human would sit through a 100%% win rate — this bot doesn't care about ego. It’s playing a high-frequency lottery on Bitcoin’s 4-hour candles, and while the PnL is red, the total volume of $23.5K shows it’s not panic trading. It's just… slowly losing.
Open positions? Zero. Closed positions? 50. Risk level: medium — but the realism check is brutal. This isn't a whale; it’s a script that hasn’t found alpha yet. Maybe the code needs a tweak, or maybe the market is just faster.
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crypto botRisk: high