shiifoo
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shiifoo is a Polymarket wallet profile with $14.3K PnL, $592.4K total volume, a 100.0% win rate, and activity across 12009 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as high and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader Overview
One wallet with 4 closed trades, a 100% win rate, and a -77% ROI — somehow down $8k on a single bet while never losing a single other trade. How the fuck is that real.
Meet shiifoo, rank #16095 with $14.3K in PnL across 12,009 markets. Call it a crypto bot, call it a noise collector — this wallet runs 281 trades per day, hits 100% win rate, and still sits on a negative ROI because the "losses" are baked into the market structure before they even exit. When you use Predicts.guru to check Polymarket wallet analytics, the story is brutal math: massive volume, microscopic edge per trade, one massive wrong position drowning the rest.
shiifoo's core "edge hack" is sheer velocity — 422 total trades, 502 open right now, average trade size just $10. They're farming spreads, not convictions. The best trade was on How many ships transit the Strait of Hormuz this week? (Apr 13-19) with a $352 win. The worst — a single bet on What will the announcers say during Norway vs France World Cup Match? (2026-06-26) that dropped $230, no exit, no stop-loss, just decay. All wins are small. One wrong bet burns the week's work.
What separates shiifoo from 99% of degens is discipline around volume. Most bots chase home runs. shiifoo collects rent — 100% win rate across closed positions means they never let a loss run on small trades. But the 77% ROI on deposits tells the real story: gains are eaten by fees, slippage, and one catastrophic open position still sitting on the books.
Right now shiifoo holds {portfolioValue} in active positions across 12,009 markets. Looks like free money until you try to exit — volume is king but PnL is slave to scale.
Track the full wallet history on Predicts.guru to see how this bot actually handles the drawdown.
crypto botRisk: high