Squee
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Squee is a Polymarket wallet profile with $364.4K PnL, $40.5M total volume, a 100.0% win rate, and activity across 1567 markets. This page summarizes the wallet's trading record, risk signal, market activity, and generated trader overview. Risk is shown as high and should be interpreted as an analytics signal, not financial advice.
Trader overview
Opened the wallet expecting a ghost — saw $364K in profit and a 100% win rate… on 11 closed trades.
Squee is a top-600 rank Polymarket whale with a bio empty and a wallet full of damage. The $364.4K PnL is real, but the total deposits are $1.8M. That's not a genius, that's a survivor of a near-total wipeout — 97.98% down on deposits.
The trade history reads like a horror story with a happy ending. He lost $52K on the 2024 Democratic Nominee market — that's the kind of loss that ends most degen careers. But then he hit the biggest single win in his tracked history: $324,488 on "Will Donald Trump be President of the USA on July 31, 2021?" — a classic US Presidential Election panic buy or information arbitrage that paid off 10x.
Squee trades high-risk, high-frequency. 19.7 trades per day across 1,567 markets. That's not manual clicking; that's a scripted bot or a very disciplined sniper. The 100% win rate on closed positions is statistically absurd — it means he exits losers before they print as losses, or he only closes winners and lets bag holders rot.
Here's the edge that separates him from 99% of degens: buy/sell ratio of 1.7 and a $40.5M total volume. He's not a position trader, he's a liquidity provider wearing a whale costume. He farms volume, chases noise, and spikes exits. The avg trade size is $1,229 — tiny relative to his volume. This is a machine, not a human.
Current state: one open position, $107 in portfolio value. That's not a whale, that's a broken slot machine that once paid out. He's down $1.78M in net transfers with only $36K withdrawn. This wallet is a cautionary tale: retail chases his winners, but they'd never survive the drawdowns.
That $324K Trump trade was the lifeline. Without it, this profile is a -98% ROI cautionary flag. Track the wallet on Predicts.guru and see if the bot can avoid the next -$50K bloodbath.
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whaleRisk: high